February 2012
Oh my god I’m taking the bus right now and the person sitting in front of me farted so hard I’m dying here and tumbling about it to stay distracted long enough to endure this smell, it reeks so bad I actually have tears in my eyes I wanna febreeze this girl’s ass until I run out of febreeze and k she’s getting off the bus now.
Anonymous asked: Your eyes are huge.
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putain
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No tumblr I am not gone.
Working full time and dealing with idiots day in, day out, is fucking tiring.
I am seriously going to murder whomever brought my ex into my life.
danthedoc asked: ALO there stranger
I remember when I had stopped smoking for a...
…well that was a shortlived victory.
So my computer has this thing...
…where it’s sending my asks 2-3 times in people’s inboxes, sporadically, so I do apologize in advance peeps.
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I must have the sex appeal of a chair.
I don’t remember the last time I’ve been on a dry spell this long.
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I need to get laid so bad.
